Length: 4,800 words
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Ruki met a young girl, Pakiprincess, in an Internet chat room. She agreed to meet him in the flesh. He became her first boyfriend. Five months later she discovered that he was married with three children. She had him followed and collected photographic and documentary evidence. She then created a website in which she exposed his treachery and advertised it among his friends in the chatrooms. Such occurrences are not uncommon, but this is pure fiction and any similarities with real people, dead or alive, are accidental.
Length: 1712 words = 7740 characters
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Two neighbours, Kevin and Shahabuddin, have a long-standing feud. After a public slanging match, Nasruddin writes a masterly letter of complaint to the police. They resolve the dispute on Christmas Eve.
Length: 22,406 words = 127,800 characters
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The narrator, no longer a Christian, has been challenged by a native atheist: 'Christmas isn't Christmas for you'. He explores the meaning of that statement by relating his childhood memories of a Roman Catholic Christmas in the post-war Germany of 1945 to 1948. These merge with Lutheran Christmas memories, largely resting on Lutheran chorales and church music. He describes the lasting subliminal effects and benefits of these early memories and argues that they were beneficial, even though he no longer takes the Christian doctrines literally. Notwithstanding the scepticism of his later years, the early teaching, firmly asserting the truth of the Christian stories, was beneficial and desirable. There is an important subliminal message which can only be learnt if it is learnt in early childhood and on the basis of stories and practices which are, at least then, taken as absolute truth. It is not enough to give a child information about religion: only one religion should be taught, and it should be practised rather than talked about. As an adult, the narrator has Christmas experiences in many countries, none of which have the evocative power of those of his childhood.
The naïve Christmas of childhood is balanced by the philosophical Christmas in the rarefied atmosphere of a desolate Swiss mountain village, in which the adult narrator finds himself on Christmas Day. He hears a rather unorthodox sermon from a priest who has been posted there, out of harm's way, because of his progressive (or heretical) beliefs. The atheist narrator and the old priest warm to each other, both lonely in their own way. They discover that they share many of their views on God, on religions. The narrator knows many of the foreign places the priest has visited, and they find that they have been influenced by the same books and theologians. They agree that the old religious traditions must be kept alive, that lifestyle is more important than truth in practising and evaluating a religion, and that atheists and believers do not "come from different planets". Even from a religious point of view both are of equal value and both must exist.
"We, the atheists," says the narrator, "need the believers and the priests to keep the churches warm, the organs sounding and God alive. They need us to stop them from becoming too confident and overbearing. It is a symbiotic relationship. I thank God every day that not everybody is as smart as me. Otherwise who would pray for me, just in case? A God who is not worshipped dies, as happened to the gods of Egypt, Greece and Rome, who were once as real as God Father Son And Holy Ghost. A God-forsaken church building, however artistic, without prayers becomes a sight, and a pretty sad one too."
Length: 21,200 words
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An old Hindu priest, astrologer, Sanskrit scholar and guru living in Leicester, England, suffers from a congenital heart defect and is slowly dying. He is offered an operation which will greatly improve his health and extend his life span. He has a devoted disciple, Ashok, who cares for him, and five resentful adult children who have grown up in England, do not understand the Hindu tradition, and for mysterious reasons bear a grudge against their father and neglect him. After many weeks of pondering the pros and cons, the Guru decides to undergo the operation. His children do not show much interest in his medical condition and do not aid him in his difficult decision. Two days before the operation, Ashok takes him to the hospital and stays at his bedside day and night. Final tests are made to determine if he is still fit for the operation, and they show that he is stronger than expected. When the Guru speaks to the surgeon, he confirms that he is ready to undergo the operation. Three hours later, on the evening before the operation is due, his family descends on him. They suddenly see a chance of gaining status by putting on the act of concerned relatives and challenging the professionals. Having taken no interest in their father's health for many years, they start questioning the details of the operation and making their father insecure while refusing to give any clear-cut advice. They merely reiterate: "You must decide", which can only mean: "Do not have the operation for which you have come here." This is 12 hours before the operation is due to start. A dispute arises between Ashok, who favours the operation, and the family. Ashok is accused of bullying the Guru into having the operation. The Guru, as yet undecided, hears of the dispute and the attack on the one person who truly cares for him, unlike his biological children. During the night preceding the operation he decides against it and in favour of a slow decline. He fears that, in the event of the operation failing, his beloved disciple will, for the rest of his life, be accused by his family and his own conscience of having caused the Guru's death. He also wants to give his uncaring children, who he thinks have suddenly become aware of their duties as children, a chance to make up for their past neglect by looking after him properly while "death is eating him in small bites", rather than killing him in one fell swoop as the operation might have done. When he arrives home again, the facade of love displayed at the hospital is forgotten. The children declare that their father does not love them, therefore he cannot expect more than minimal care from them. The Guru's gamble on his children has failed. Ashok accuses himself for not having spoken up more forcefully in favour of the operation, for not having accepted the risk of being blamed for his Guru's death. While the Guru is asleep, Ashok sneaks out to discuss his plight with one of the Guru's friends. The Guru phones him and reminds him of the virtue of doing one's duty regardless of outcome, to accept destiny, to accept that life is chaos, that chaos is divine, and that there are many routes through life, none of which is the only or perfect one. Ashok accepts the teaching. A week later the Guru is invited by the Surgeon to explain his seemingly irrational decision against the operation. Ashok has learnt from his previous timidity, decides to take a risk and speak up strongly. He quotes the same scriptures used previously by the Guru. But they show that we must not accept destiny without battle. The Gita contains two doctrines: (1) To fight the battle, (2) To accept destiny. The doctrine of destiny must not lead us into passivity. Even making no decision is to make a decision and results in responsibility. We cannot escape from responsibility. We have to make positive decisions. We have to fight the battle with the best weapons and with all our might. But we cannot be sure of the outcome of the battle. We might win, or we might be defeated. Only now the doctrine of destiny is applicable. It helps us accept the outcome of the battle (but not to avoid battle), especially if it is defeat. Even that defeat is only apparent. In fact both defeat and victory is only one step forward on our road from birth to death. All roads lead to Benares, all steps take us to death. Every step is a step forward, every step means progress.
Ashok who is bound to serve his Guru does him the greatest service yet by reminding him in his hour of weakness of his own teaching. Ashok dares to speak with a prophetic voice. Guru and disciple agree to accept the risk together, to accept a renewed chance for the operation, and to live or die with the consequences in the knowledge that they have done their duty.
In passing, Ashok tells how he learnt love and service from his sister disciple, how they cleaned the Guru's kitchen which had deteriorated into a pig-sty, how they admired the apparent chaos in a temple, why chaos is divine and the Western preoccupation with order may be deadly.
Length: 2,491 words = 14,837 characters
This is the text of a speech Madhu Pandya, Chairman (2004-5) of the Interfaith Council in Blackburn, Lancashire, gave on 30 January 2005, the National Holocaust Memorial Day.
Length: 1402 words = 7392 characters
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Quaggy Moor is a fictitious primary school in Skelmersdale near Liverpool. Janie, a pupil, describes what she recollects of the school plays they put on recently, a nativity play with some mishaps, and most memorably a play about The Pied Piper of Hamelin (den Rattenfänger von Hameln), Germany. Inevitably, her recollections soon go haywire (so is her English and her speling) but she bravely manages to tell the whole sad tale, including a prank the children played on their unsuspecting audience.
Length: 991 words = 5586 characters
Date: 1994-00-00
Synopsis:
The author comes across a holiday brochure trying to attract Westerners to India (Goa in particular) and is appalled by the primitive and un-Indian mentality and expectations to which it is trying to appeal. He responds by writing a story which quotes strikingly silly phrases from the brochure.
Length: 742 words = 4220 characters
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The author has a friend in Calcutta whose son is about to get married. In the spirit of Polonius, the author sends his good wishes to the son.
A poem about the ages of (wo)man
In the play there is a revolution. A dictator who thought himself invincible is toppled. The dictator has been arrested. His family has fled. His wife has grabbed jewellery to take with her but forgotten her baby.
Length: 15,500 words, 42 pages A4
This essay is divided into three parts.
Part 1 (4,000 words) deals with the grievances of the Palestinians. It emphasises the fact that the current conflict and its 100-year prelude is not a specifically Jewish project, but that the "Israelis" (Zionists) are members of White Western society and share its illusions of racial superiority, have historically helped to create them (Hebrew Bible) and that their attempt to take over Palestine is just the most recent of innumerable previous cases of settler colonialism since 1492 (Columbus). It highlights the traditional belief in creating security by force and violence, which drives Netanyahu and his supporters.
Part 2 (6,517 words) contains two traditional Buddhist stories, giving their full text: Story 1 (1,300 words) and Story 2 (2,500 words). These stories illustrate the doctrine "Hatred is not quenched by hatred, but by non-hatred". The implications of these stories are then analysed. Netanyahu's brutal attacks on the Palestinians can only help to perpetuate the cycle of violence but never end it. Since Netanyahu is enthusiastically supported by White governments with their White populations, many of whom instinctively believe in their right to rule "inferior races", by violence if necessary, they are not likely to take these Buddhist stories on board.
Part 3 (1,400 words) contains some quotations which may give comfort to the oppressed Palestinians.
Length: 1,797 words = 11,035 characters
Articles published by the New York Times and by BBC News show that the Israelis knew months in advance that Hamas was training for a major "attack". They could have prevented this "attack" but they ignored the warnings. Was this a regrettable intelligence failure as they claimed after October 7 2023, or was it intentional because the Israelis wanted this "attack" to happen because they needed, as so often in the past, a pretext for a war to promote their long-term programme of ethnic cleansing and genocide. Does it matter to the Zionists whether they get their hostages back, or is the loss of 1,500 lives and of the hostages a price well worth paying for the benefits of their "war"? This article calculates the benefits for the Israelis.
(Story, adapted from J P Hebel)
Length: 976 words = 5180 characters
Summary:
An obese patient from the South of England is cured by a wise doctor in the North.
(Based on a German story by Johann Peter Hebel, 1760-1826)
Length Text: 965 words = 5,969 characters
Length Optional Footnotes: 391 words = 2379 characters
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A Hamas freedom fighter recites a speech from Schiller's play "Wilhelm Tell" (William Tell). The Swiss decide that they can no longer tolerate the lawless behaviour of their Austrian oppressors, decide to take up arms and assassinate the leader of the foreign settlers.
Length of Editorial Introduction: 144 words
Length of Text: 1,605 words = 9,066 characters
Length of Optional Footnotes: 934 words
Summary:
A poem praising Netanyahu for the unperturbed way in which he pursues his objective, clearing Palestine of its Arab inhabitants so that Jews can settle there.
Length of both stories: 5,452 words = 29,993 characters
Summary:
In this story, the narrator provides a foolproof method to determine which of the three Abrahamic religions is the true one. It is eminently useful because it eliminates the need for war, force or legislation to determine this and to induce people to worship the correct god.
Length: 174 words = 1,125 characters
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A compact version of five ancient precepts, here laid out and formulated by Klaus Bung, which are designed to help us avoid thoughts, words and deeds which, in the long run, lead to misery for ourselves and others, and a list of their positive counterparts which are conducive to happiness for the giver and the receiver.
Length: 971 words = 5989 characters
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These are eight extracts about the virtue of moderation from James Hilton's 1933 novel "Lost Horizon".
Length: 6,752 words - 39,509 characters
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In 1989, British Muslims, who had been seriously offended by Salman Rushdie's novel "The Satanic Verses", because of the insulting fictitious scenes which were falsely attributed to ancient, loved and greatly respected Muslim saints, started a campaign to have the book banned in Britain.
Sheikh Ahmed Deedat, a respected theologian, debater and public speaker, therefore decided on a different approach: "If the British do not care whether the book insults Muslims, we must show them that Rushdie also insults white people, all British people, the British Prime Minister of the time, Mrs Thatcher, and even Her Royal Highness, the Queen".
He therefore meticulously collected all the offensive words and sentences in the novel and published them in a 24-page booklet, stuffed with material, potentially offensive for white British people, "un-expurgated". "When they see this, they will surely ban the book". He gave lectures, up and down the country, attended by thousands of Muslims, handed out the booklet and asked them to distribute it, with the aim of upsetting the white Britishers so much that they would ban the book. They weren't and they didn't.
If you click on the above link, you can read Rushdie's filth, all his filth and nothing but his filth. As Deedat says on his posters: "Not suitable for bashful women and children." You have been warned.
Length: 1736 words = 9860 characters
Date: 11 October 2001
Summary:
On 15 November 2001, Hindus all over the world celebrate the festival of Diwali, the festival of lights. It is not only one of the most popular Hindu festivals but also one of the few that non-Hindus are aware of. Ashutosh Vardhana, a Hindu writer living in England, writing on 11 October 2001, four weeks after "the 9/11 Manhattan attacks", puts the ancient festival into a topical context: .
Length: 1976 words = 10998 characters
Date: 18 November 2001
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The author, a Hindu, was invited by his close Muslim friends in Yorkshire, England, to share the family meal with which they break their fast during Ramadan (iftar). He describes the occasion in intimate detail, relates the private joys and tribulations of an ordinary Muslim family. An opportunity for non-Muslims to see the obvious, namely that Muslims are generous, human and can suffer - like all of us.
Length: 1421 words = 8247 characters
This is the compact version. There is also a "full version" available.
Date: 21 November 2001
Summary:
Iftar is the name for the modest meal which Muslim families take when breaking their dawn-to-dusk fast during the holy month of Ramadan. Only a Muslim, who has fasted, can do iftar and invite close friends for the occasion. President Bush, in ignorance of this fact, 'put on' an iftar dinner at the White House and invited 53 Muslim ambassadors (who could not decline and, being guests, had to listen politely). He abused the occasion by bragging about America's generosity to Afghanistan, disregarding not only Muslim custom but also the Biblical injunction that charity and prayer are meritorious only if done in private and not for show.
Length: 2765 words = 15380 characters
There is a long and a short version of this article: This is the long version.
Date: 22 November 2001 (Three months after the 9/11 Manhattan attacks)
Summary:
This article contrasts the genuine iftar of a Muslim family with the for-show-only iftar laid on by President Bush for 50 Muslim ambassadors. Iftar is the name for the modest meal which Muslim families take when breaking their dawn-to-dusk fast during the holy month of Ramadan. It is not a dinner party or an occasion like Christmas dinner. Ashutosh Vardhana, a non-Muslim writer living in Yorkshire, England, who has for many years enjoyed the close friendship of Muslim families, describes his very personal iftar experiences during the first two days of Ramadan. He concludes with a sideways look at the iftar charade put on at the White House for the benefit of the media. Note that we are in 2001, three months after the 9/11 Manhattan attacks.
Length: 1740 words = 9800 characters
Date: 20 December 2001
Summary:
On 13 March this year (2002) Hindus celebrate the festival of Maha-Shivaratri, the great night of Lord Shiva, his wedding to Goddess Parvati, and how she managed to win him for a husband. Ashutosh Vardhana tells the story behind this great festival.
Length: 1536 words = 8665 characters
Date: 7 January 2002
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On 28 March this year (2002) Hindus celebrate the festival of Holi. It is a boisterous occasion. Bonfires are lit and on this day the rules of respect are dropped and people are allowed to let rip. Ashutosh Vardhana tells the story that gave rise to the festival.
Length: 495 words = 3211 characters
Date: February 2002
Summary:
On 14 February 2002 (a few months after the 9/11 2001 attacks), a delegation of the British Stop the War Coalition called on the High Commissions of India and of Pakistan to hand in a petition urging the two governments to resolve their problems by peaceful means. The delegation contained Muslims, Sikhs, Hindus and Westerners, and the petition was signed by about 400 members of all communities.
Length: 1426 words = 8143 characters
Date: 18 February 2002
Summary:
Monsoon Wedding: During an upper middle-class wedding of a westernised family in Delhi, the bride's father learns that his rich brother, on whom he depends financially, is a paedophile and the bride wonders whether she should confess to her arranged-marriage Indian fiancee from America, whom she meets for the first time four days before the wedding, that she has only just ended an affair with her boss, a television producer. How should the bride, the groom, the father resolve their dilemmas? What would you do?
Length: 3672 words = 21346 characters
Date: 6 March 2002
Summary:
In 1992 religious riots in India and Bangladesh were sparked which left several thousand dead, when a group of politically motivated Hindus tried to right a wrong committed by Muslims 500 years earlier and demolished an ancient but unused mosque that had been erected by Muslim conquerors of the time in place of a temple which marked the birthplace of Lord Rama. The government imposed a stand-off and put the matter into the hands of a court which in ten years was unable to produce an equitable decision. The Hindu faction then announced that, on 15 March this year, they would go ahead with the building regardless of consequences.
On 28 February 2002 a train with Hindu devotees coming from the disputed site was set alight by a gang of Muslim youths. 58 Hindus were burnt alive. This sparked off Hindu reprisals against Muslims in which more than six hundred people died on both sides.
In this article, Ashutosh Vardhana, a Hindu writer from England, argues that the temple project offended against the spirit of Hinduism and is in fact blasphemy.
Length: 492 words = 2877 characters
Date: 22 August 2002
Summary:
On a full moon day in July/August (22 August 2002) Hindus celebrate the festival of Raksha Bandan which celebrates the love and loyalty which brothers owe to their sisters. Ashutosh Vardhana describes the customs of the festival and the philosophy underlying it.
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Date: 31 August 2002
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On 31 August this year (2002), Hindus celebrate the festival of Krishna Janmashtami, the birth of Lord Krishna. Ashutosh Vardhana explains the significance of this festival.
This file contains three versions of this article:
• Version 1, length 422 words, which explains the story underlying this festival and its theology (divine incarnations).
• Version 2, length 1410 words, which consists of version 1 plus information of festival customs at home and in temples, the significance of Lord Krishna for Hindus, and comparisons with Christian beliefs (childhood of Jesus). Additional illustrations can be found in Version 2.
• Version 3, length 921 words, same as version 1, plus information on customs and rituals, but omitting similarities between Krishna and young Jesus. For greatest choice of illustrations see Version 2.
Length: Version 1: 951 words = 5369 characters
Length: Version 2: 485 words = 2744 characters
Date: 14 October 2002
Summary:
On 14 October this year (2002), Hindus celebrate the festival of Durgashtami, the worship of Goddess Durga. From 7 to 15 October they celebrate Navaratri, the Nine-Day-Festival, during which the great battles of the Goddess against the forces of evil are commemorated. Ashutosh Vardhana, a Hindu writer who lives in England, explains what the festival means to Hindus.
Length: 465 words
Date: 4 November 2002
Summary:
On 4 November this year (2002), Hindus celebrate Diwali, the 'Festival of Lights'. They also worship Lakshmi Devi, the goddess of wealth, and business people have their new accounts books blessed. The day after Diwali is New Year's Day. Gujarati Hindus greet each other with the Muslim phrase "Sal Mubarak" ("Happy New Year"), a charming tradition, which purists, sadly, discourage. Ashutosh Vardhana explains the origins and meaning of this festival.
Length: 1175 words = 6752 characters
Date: 15 August 2003
Summary:
A reflection on India and Pakistan Independence Day, 14 and 15 August 2003
On 14 and 15 August 1947 Pakistan and India gained their independence from British colonial rule. Bloody conflicts and continued distrust between Hindu and Muslim communities followed. On the anniversary of this day, Ashutosh Vardhana, a Hindu writer living in England, proposes the creation of a common market for India, Pakistan, Afghanistan, Nepal, Myanmar (Burma) (&c) on the model of the European Community, which ended the centuries of war between Germany and France and brought prosperity and peace to Europe.
Length: 2570 words = 14902 characters
Date: September 2004
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Ashutosh Vardhana witnessed the visit of a group of Christian and Muslim secondary school students to a Hindu temple. The Maharaj (Hindu priest) of the temple was on annual loan from India, was fluent in Sanskrit and Gujurati but did not speak English. A temple administrator was therefore tasked to guide the students and answer their questions. The result was a disaster.
Length: 1541 words = 9232 characters
Date: 2005
Summary:
This booklet is now in preparation. At present the page contains only some of the questions, in random order, but none of the answers. If you are aware of any questions often asked by non-Hindus, please send them to me, so that I can take them into consideration while working on this booklet. If you would formulate differently the questions already listed on the site, please send me your formulations. Thank you.