Editorial introduction
In this poem, the author imagines himself in Netanyahu's shoes and evaluates success and failure from his point of view. Netanyahu is working relentlessly towards his objective: to kill all Palestinians so that their land can be settled by Jews. His bible orders him to do this. Netanyahu's White supporters (the Axis of Evil) continue to send ammunition but demand that Netanyahu feeds his Arab victims before killing them. The rest of creation see with horror what White Man (Techno-Man) is doing to the world, not only in Palestine, destroying nature, exterminating one species after another, converting beaches into rows of hotels, fields into blocks of houses. They long for the day of salvation when all mankind has been exterminated and animals, plants, lands and seas can live and breathe again without being threatened by the virus called "man". (144 words)
Klaus Bung:
In Praise of Netanyahu
Joshua and Deuteronomy,
(1)
two bloody books from the Unholy Bible,
are more racist
and pernicious
than Hitler's "My Struggle".
(2)
Hitler learnt from them.
Netanyahu worships them.
They are
the root of the racist evil.
I wish I were Netanyahu:
killing Palestinians with guns
is much more fun
than defending them with words.
See how they hop
when a bullet hits them.
That is so cute.
1: If I were a JIP
If I were a JIP,
(3)
I would
do what Netanyahu does:
bomb Gaza, Lebanon and the West Bank
until not a single soul is left alive:
"Not a rat stirring".
(4)
Only
lack of ammunition
could stop me.
But
my Axis of Evil, US-UK-EU-IS,
(5)
will continue sending weapons,
while shedding humanitarian crocodile tears
and demanding
that I feed the Palestinians
before my bombs bury them.
(6)
Finally, I would mop up the ruins
to make sure no Arab children
play hide and seek
under the rubble.
Then I would resettle the empty land
with JIPs, pure Jews, purely Jews,
something that stupid Hitler
could only dream of
for his Aryan mates.
Then we would sing
a solemn
Te Deum,
(7)
thanking Jehova
for leading his chosen people
to victory.
"For the Lord
is a great God, and a great King
above all gods."
(8)
2: If I were God
If I were God,
I would
bomb all human beings
out of existence.
Or send a vaccine-resistant plague.
or deadly Spanish floods,
(9)
worldwide,
to drown those misbegotten harmful creatures.
And not even Noah
should be spared this time.
Paradise would return to earth.
Heaven and earth,
freed from mankind,
the most destructive pest
they have ever known,
would celebrate their liberation.
But, thank God, I am not a JIP,
and, thank God, I am not god.
3: Calvary
(10)
When the promised land
has been cleared,
I will erect a colossal monument,
(11)
a Calvary on Mount Meron.
(12)
Nailed to the cross,
the Arab with a crown of thorns,
blood streaming down his face,
with broken ribs
and broken shins.
In front of the cross,
feet akimbo
the two gangsters,
Adi and Bibi,
(13)
brothers in arms,
shoulder to shoulder,
arms over each other's back.
Birds of a feather
Fuck together
(14)
Netanyahu smiles and remembers
with satisfaction,
the millions of innocent Arabs
murdered to make space
for the villas of JIPs
and, unlike his ancestors,
wisely,
he dares not say:
"Their blood be on us, and on our children."
(15)
Footnotes
(1) The books of Joshua and Deuteronomy are part of the Jewish Bible (Old Testament)
Extracts from Deuteronomy and other books of the bible
The Jewish god says to his followers:
23 My angel will go ahead of you and bring you into the land of the ... Canaanites, ..., and I will wipe them out. ... 29 But I will not drive them out in a single year, because the land would become desolate and the wild animals too numerous for you. 30 Little by little I will drive them out before you, until you have increased enough to take possession of the land. 31 I will give into your hands the people who live in the land, and you will drive them out before you. 33 Do not let them live in your land (Bible, Exodus 24:23-33)
2
show them no mercy. ... 5 This is what you are to do to them: Break down their altars, smash their sacred stones, (Bible, Deuteronomy, 7:1-6)
Hear, Israel: You are now about to cross the Jordan to go in and dispossess nations greater and stronger than you, with large cities that have walls up to the sky. ... the Lord your God is the one who goes across ahead of you like a devouring fire. He will destroy them; ... And you will drive them out and annihilate them quickly, as the Lord has promised you. (Deuteronomy 9:1-5)
9 and so that you may live long in the land the Lord swore to your ancestors to give to them and their descendants, a land flowing with milk and honey. (Deuteronomy 11: 8-9)
23 then the Lord will drive out all these nations before you, and you will dispossess nations larger and stronger than you. 24 Every place where you set your foot will be yours: Your territory will extend from the desert to Lebanon, and from the Euphrates River to the Mediterranean Sea. 25 No one will be able to stand against you. The Lord your God, as he promised you, will put the terror and fear of you on the whole land, wherever you go. (Deuteronomy 11:23-25)
10 When you march up to attack a city, make its people an offer of peace. 11 If they accept and open their gates, all the people in it shall be subject to forced labor and shall work for you. 12 If they refuse to make peace and they engage you in battle, lay siege to that city. 13 When the Lord your God delivers it into your hand, put to the sword all the men in it. 14 As for the women, the children, the livestock and everything else in the city, you may take these as plunder for yourselves. And you may use the plunder the Lord your God gives you from your enemies. 15 This is how you are to treat all the cities that are at a distance from you and do not belong to the nations nearby. 16 However, in the cities of the nations the Lord your God is giving you as an inheritance, do not leave alive anything that breathes. 17 Completely destroy them ... (Deuteronomy 20:10-17)
These sacred words ensure that Netanyahu will win.
They show what the Misraelis have been planning to do since 1947 and the spirit in which they are acting. They are not defending themselves but they are trying to dispossess non-Jewish races whom they despise, just as Hitler despised all Jews and tried to dispossess and exterminate them. The Misraelis are trying to hold on to the stolen land on which they have settled. Their god approves of it. The White USA approve of it and take part in the slaughter of blacks. They are acting in the name of god.
Practising Christians, like US President Biden, have the Bible and could have known all this when they allowed the Misraelis to start their massacres on 8 October 2023. They could have known it since 1947 when the first massacres of Palestinians were committed by the Misraelis, in the same spirit and with the same long-term intentions. But only now, after almost 50,000 Palestinians have been murdered, do they start shedding crocodile tears and say half-heartedly the Misraelis should not use excessive force.
(2) "Mein Kampf" (My Struggle) is Hitler's notorious anti-semitic autobiography, first published in 1925.
(3) JIP: Jew in Palestine.
(4) Not a mouse stirring: Shakespeare, Hamlet I:1
(5) The Axis of Evil is: US-UK-EU-IS
(United States, United Kingdom, European Union, Israel)
(6) On 15 October 2024, the US reprimanded Israel for not allowing humanitarian supplies into Gaza and threatened to reduce, but not to stop, military support.
(7) Te Deum: "We praise thee, o God", an ancient hymn traditionally sung on very festive and uplifting occasions, in the past especially by the victors after great battles.
(8) Psalm 95:3
(9) On 1 November 2024, Gaia hit back. More than 200 people were killed in Valencia (Spain) floods. Would it had been 200 trillion in each industrialised city around the word to decimate the human pest and reprieve the suffering species.
(10) Calvary is the hill above Jerusalem on which Jesus was crucified.
(11) The Colossus was an oversized statue, in classical antiquity, 33 metres tall, comparable to the statue of Christ-the-Redeemer above Rio de Janeiro, which is 30 metres tall, eminently suitable as a model for Netanyahu-the-Redeemer.
(12) Mount Meron: High mountain in the north of Palestine, near the border with Lebanon, holy to the Jews
(13) Bibi is the nickname of Benjamin Netanyahu. Adi is the pet name of his mentor Adolf Hitler.
Adi was a NAZI. Adi is dead.
Bibi is a JIP. Bibi (PBUH) will be dead.
Bibi was not merciful. God is merciful.
Bibi may need it.
(14)
"Birds of a feather
flock together"
is an English proverb meaning: people similar in character, especially bad character, tend to look alike (= "of a feather"), tend to like each other and act together.
(15) Bible, New Testament, Matthew 27:25
